I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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