We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
honey bunches of taint.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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