You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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