ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Sober January is a disaster.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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