i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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