It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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