So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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