doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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