Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
im on a boat
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