In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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