as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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