i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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