Fuck appropriateness.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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