I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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