jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
dude. I can hear the air.
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