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• (206): View more from Washington

  put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?

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  Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.

  (419): View more from Ohio

  Is that considered a cock block?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.

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  International sake day = success

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.

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• (914): View more from New York

  How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?

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• (585): View more from New York

  March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.

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