i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Randomize
