Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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