i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So here I am, sexting at work.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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