we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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