DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
tell me about the fingering
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