(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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