I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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