Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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