I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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