I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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