Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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