Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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