I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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