: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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