I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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