Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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