Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
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i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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