why didn't you poke me back
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
