:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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