i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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