1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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