nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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