are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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