the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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