He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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