I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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