what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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