Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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