I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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