No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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