it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have grass duct taped all over my body
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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