so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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