Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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