Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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