Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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