dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
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You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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