Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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